UPIs

Tuesday night was the Miss Les Deux Alpes competition.

It all started to get hazy after two Long Island Iced Teas at the bar in the hotel that I am based in as I prepared for the night.

I went as Boy George... Yes, I know, Boy George is a guy not a girl, but that is who I went as.

After finishing the Long Island Iced Teas and the make-up we went down to Smokey Joe's, the bar where the event was taking place. Being one of the contestants, I went back stage. A continuous supply of vodka bottles were being passed to us. That was probably the end of me!

All I know is that I didn't win. I fell off the judges' table and I woke up with a number of UPIs.

What is a UPI? Unidentified Party Injury.